i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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