My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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