Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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