Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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