can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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