That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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