That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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