girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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