He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
