no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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