I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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