I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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