hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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