Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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