oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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