I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I cut my penus on the lid.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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