Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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