Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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