You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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