I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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