the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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