the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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