She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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