You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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