I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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