My first STD was from a foam party
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
