Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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