How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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