Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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