Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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