sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Randomize
