i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just want nice things and good sex
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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