I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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