I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
someone owes me an orgasm
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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