i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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