Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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