question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He kissed a someone with a penis
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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