Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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