I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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