He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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