Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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