I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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