That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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