Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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