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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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