Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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