If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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