I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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