I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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