yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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