You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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